Celebrity Salami Company BiteLabs Isn't Quite Ready To Go To Market With Test-Tube Human Meat

By Andres Jauregui

Ever think Jennifer Lawrence looks good enough to eat? You’re not alone.

A start-up called BiteLabs has been floating the idea of making salami out of test-tube meat grown from celebrity tissue samples, and has provided flavor profiles to whet potential supporters’ appetites.

JLaw’s proposed flavor profile is described as having “notes of honey… spiced with orange zest and ginger,” whereas James Franco’s is “smoky, sexy, and smooth.” BiteLabs suggests pairing Kanye West’s bold, spicy test-tube steak with a strong bourbon.

Om nom nom. James Franco is one of BiteLabs’ unofficial antipasto poster-boys.

Although the market for such …read more

Source: Huffington Post Green

    

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